Hey! This is Awkward & Awesome Thursday!
It's where I post about awkward and awesome moments in this little thing called life!
And just some pictures of me being mostly awkward.
Target dress & sandals - Peppers "Nola" Eyewear
Awkward
When you step out of your vehicle in a
rush to just quuuuuuickly stop in a gas station to grab an Arnold Palmer for a
beach picnic. That doesn’t sound really awkward, until I say that I notice my
skirt was not covering my unders.
Instead my skirt was caught in my unders and let’s just say that ALL the
gas pumps were being used at the time. How
ironic. So….I was like, “Hello all you people!
Here’s my back side! Sorry, but yes you DID just see that.” Like I said though…we were going to the beach
so “unders” was code word for swim bottoms. Thankful they weren’t the real
things and maybe wearing swimwear made this experience better and not as
awkward, yes?! …or maybe not!
Not
awkward for me, but happened to someone VERY VERY close to me…..as quoted from
a text I received the other day: “That
moment when you’re at a restaurant with people you don’t know that well and you
pull out “Chapstick” from your purse to put on your chapped lips…but, you
realize your “Chapstick” is actually an unwrapped tampon that you raised to
your lips… #thatjusthappened #wahwah ”
So thankful that was NOT me! ;)
Trying to take a nap, in your car, on
your lunch…..so you find the closest, empty parking lot and recline. Twenty minutes later you wake up from your
nap, pull your seat back up, turn and look left out your window and notice a man
parked right next to you. Literally,
RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR CAR. Ummm…..there is
a WHOLE PARKING LOT empty and he has to park right there and see me with my nap
head of hair. Of course we made eye contact and I grinned (with possible drool
and face crease), locked the doors, and slowly reclined back down to “napping
position.” Just close your eyes, it helps. It helps. It helps. Repeat it.
You are walking into Walmart and see some
people you know. Mid conversation you
notice that one of the men has “the barn door open,” “flies are coming in,” “close
the doors”….you know! Do you say
something, ABSOLUTELY NOT. Do you keep
checking to see if it still is down, yes, but not trying to. Awkward and I am sure that person will
realize later. Trust me….if it was a
girl or lady, I would have said something.
The email you were supposed to receive
from your husband yesterday, but missed it until this morning right when you
needed to hear it most. It starts with “I am totally in love with you….” and
something about God smiling yada yada and your beautiful yada yada……I mean, it
all makes sense now and you totally HAVE to have a great day then! ;) Too sweet
babe.
Our wood floors are looking amazing, even
though we are not completely done finishing them yet. Those of you who have sanded and finished
floors before can understand the awesomeness in being SO CLOSE TO COMPLETION!
James has been doing amazing work and we can’t wait to sleep in our bedroom again.
The mattress on the floor for almost two weeks just ain’t cuttin’ it. P.S.
I will have a post up soon to show the completed project!!! J
Tomorrow is Friday and that means SUMMER
BBQ for lunch. Enough said. Nuuuuuuuuuummmmm.
I actually AM downsizing. Not just words coming out of my mouth
anymore. I have probably 15 pairs of
shoes that I am going to sell as of right now.
Some have been seen on this blog!
More clothes, accessories, stuff, stuff, stuff to get rid of, yes!. But, one step at a time, right…and that means
SHOES first! P.S. I have all size 9, VERY
gently used & NEW booties, heals, etc… If any of you ladies out there are
interested in any, send me an email @ tisfortiffanyblog@gmail.com and I
can send pictures and pricing. J
Have an AWKWARD or AWESOME Thursday……..or
both! J
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